Hello, Deviantart.

I am, as you may know, the honourable Chairman Mao Tze-Tung of the People's Republic of China. I was the one who developed a brand of Sinified Marxism-Leninism known as Maoism, and collectivized agriculture under the marvelous plan of my doing, the Great Leap Forward. Unfortunately my second plan, originally made with the Soviet Union, would be split with full responsibility falling upon my shoulders, but we did well after it all. This is the Cultural Revolution. It is only fate that the Soviet Union would be crushed by pitiful capitalism and turned into a broken country of shatterred glass, and bad pop songs sung by lesbian schoolgirls.

After many years of staying a recluse I have decided to join this community and partake in what the Socialism and Communism spirit here has to offer. My first step, obviously, is to pick a Western name that would be easily recognized by many, and for these purposes I have adopted the moniker ROFL.

It would be good if one could show me around.